Let’s assess the situation

The question: do I need to stop for the day? Before I call it quits for the day I ask myself the following questions.

  1. How long have you been biking? If it’s been less than 5 hours stop complaining and keep going. If it’s been more than 5 hours continue to ask the following questions….
  2. Are you dehydrated? If you are, drink water. If you’re not, doesn’t matter drink water anyway. Hydrate or die.
  3. Are you angry? If you are it means your are hungry: Will something sugary work? Or salty Or candy? Or a piece of snickers or a handful of skittles? If not eat a Clif bar.
    If you’re not: eat something anyway. Eat anything you can find.
  4. Are you climbing a hill?
    If yes how long have you been climbing? If more than 3 hours take a two minute break and get back at it! The hill will end eventually.
    If no: why are you complaining?
  5. Is it sunny? If yes, are your sun reflectors on? Drink some water and be glad it’s not raining.
  6. When was the last time you showered? If more than 3 days change your socks. If not, stop complaining, you’ve gone longer
  7. Are you bored? If yes, turn on some music. Or talk to your companions. Or look at the beautiful scenery.
  8. Are you sore? If yes, adjust your position. Drink more water.
  9. Are you sore because you’re in the wrong gear? If climbing, gear down and be patient. You’ll get there eventually. If going down, why are you complaining? Enjoy the downhill.
  10. Do you just need to review rule number 5 from The Rules? Yes. The answer is always yes.